I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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