This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
is it fun? or sober?
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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