This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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