he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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