i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
this will be a night to untag.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Randomize
