he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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