i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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