it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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