I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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