Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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