I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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