He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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