Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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