the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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