he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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