there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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