I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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