Kiss
Puke
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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