We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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