garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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