I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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