i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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