Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
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