By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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