Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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