i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Randomize
