do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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