so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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