I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
What a dumb baby whore.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I have post one night stand depression
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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