Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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