i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Pants are for mortals
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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