i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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