ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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