I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
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