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M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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