who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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