i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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