you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Drunk is a universal language darling
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
