You're so nebulous sometimes
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Randomize
