He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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