i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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