we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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