i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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