i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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