Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
he told me I talked like a deaf person
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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