Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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