Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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