I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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