HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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