I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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