but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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