I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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