Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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