Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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