: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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