Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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