Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
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