I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Randomize
