it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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