hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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